wat de....diz is my name??

藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
wahliao weh....

ahahahaaha.....wat a good tip for guyz/galz to give their parents a heart attack..lol

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'SBEDROOM....
WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE....
AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKEDUP.....
THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UPPROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED.....
IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION......
HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS...
DEAR DAD,IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS....
I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.....
I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HERTIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.....
BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANTAND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.....
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM....
SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.....
SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MYDREAMS TOO.....
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LLBE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED.......
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER.....
SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND....
I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.....
SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACKTO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN....
YOUR SON....XXX
*P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.....
I'M OVER AT JIM'S HOUSE....
I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD....
WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER....
I LOVE YOU!
*PS:CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME

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amazing!!! more tests coming up...happy early bday to my son n elaine~~

good morning ya all....
did ya all miss me??hahaha...
been really busy wif my intrasemester examz...
unlike me hor...din on9 for sooo long...even if i did..i was searching for sample papers on9...
now im stuck in the library lab for 4 long stupid hours...
if not for tat stupid petrol price so damm bloody high...
i would be driving back jor...then come back to uni later on...
aiya...if not for the vetenary lab i wont even border coming back to uni...
eesh...maybe got spot test today...
test!!test!!test!!
test all year round...
can u imagine how stress it is??
stress o no stress i still have to do it...
the worse part is...i dunno where to start!!
start too early i sked i forget all..
start too late sked cant finish on time....
this time...i didnt last minute study hahaha...
i prepared one week before...
i manage to finish everyting including doing a few sample papers wor..geng leh..haha...
time really flies i tell u...
one day after another...wahseh....
cant believe im here for more then half a year jor...phew...
i keep thinking about going back nia....i wanna go back!!
im really sorry to those who msg me or chat wif me on msn or irc...
i was really really busy....couldnt afford to reply u all....:x
solee....and i noe ure wondering..not free but can on the msn thing...=_=""
actually...not i on geh..it on automatically....not my fault..haha..
anyway....i did chat a while telling u all i am busy wif exams....so i hope u all understand...
one more thing...i really hope tat my msn msg display didnt scare u all...
i guess it didnt...cause everyone seem to msg anyway...=_=""
oh by the way...happy early bday to my son and elaine...
i noe its a bit early..but its ok ba....
early better then late... :x
son....if ure reading this....im sorry about not helping much wif ure work the other day....
actually i didnt really noe how to do it anyway....
i guess its a lawyers thingy...i read so many times and i didnt really seem to understand....
so i simply do it..i hope its rite...
anyway..it wasnt any help at all..solee....
im kinda not happy in a sense that u dun approach me like b4 wor...
is it because i didnt help u or isit because wheneva u msg me im bz??
i think its neither lor...i assume tat u also very bz geh....:)
oh well....happy bday again to u son and elaine.....
son....solee i dun have any pressie for u...
i will get someting for u when i go back or maybe i will treat u a meal..kakaka...
hope u understand my situation lar....pocket a bit tite here and things here are soooo not worth buying....so might as well buy it back home :)
okie dokie...i think i wanna go sleep jor.... :x
its been a really tirying week....
had so many tests and hardly gotten any rest...haihz...
now so cham mus sleep in the library....hmm..maybe i could sleep in my car...
but then again...i sked ppl think im trying to commite suicide..hahahaha....
better dun lar..sleep in the library safer :x
have a good day ya all..
take care and luv ya all foreva!!!
muaxxxxxxxx