ahahahaaha.....wat a good tip for guyz/galz to give their parents a heart attack..lol

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'SBEDROOM....
WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE....
AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKEDUP.....
THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UPPROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED.....
IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION......
HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS...
DEAR DAD,IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS....
I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.....
I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HERTIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.....
BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANTAND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.....
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM....
SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.....
SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MYDREAMS TOO.....
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LLBE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED.......
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER.....
SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND....
I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.....
SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACKTO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN....
YOUR SON....XXX
*P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.....
I'M OVER AT JIM'S HOUSE....
I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD....
WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER....
I LOVE YOU!
*PS:CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME

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