that'z WO for WOMEN!! that's US!! bet u cant find anyhting better....

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes mayvary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities ofexpensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known toman.

*COMMON USES*
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

*TESTS*
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a betterspecimen.

*POTENTIAL HAZARD*
illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long asspecimens do not come in direct contact with eachother.

*!! WARNING !!*
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD

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***adapted from one of my galfrenz blog***