ritz and porridge?

firstly..wanna wish my dad and all the dadioz out there a happei daddy day!!
woke up late today cuz dreamt about weddingz....*siao*...msged my dad and did my own stuff...
happei belated bday z darling...luv ya owayz...
yesterday...perth had the coldest mornings ever recorded...minus 0.7....at 7.30...
i didnt feel tat cold cuz at tat very moment im still asleep!! i oni woke up at 9...
cold!! and tis morning...my uncle went to the market and bought some grapes...
me being so ah pat...go see see...then he asked me to wash them b4 putting in the fridge..
well obviously u cant wash fruits wif hot/warm water so i had to use cold water...
wahliao...my handz were frozen the minute i soaked my handz into the water....
icy cold k...so i on the hot water to defroze my hands...waited so long still no hot water...nvm..forget it..keep washing and after washing i put my hands into the pocket..freezing crap!!
i faste ran upstairs to on the heater..defroze my hands and went on wif my things...
lunch was at 10.30 (more like brekie)!! geez...tats early...had pork porridge...then my uncle grabbed a packet of someting frm the food cupboard...i dunno wat tat was..
he openned it and it was mini ritz!! i was like..erm..we're eating porridge ler...(obviously i didnt say it out loud :P) and then he swapped the metal spoon wif a teaspoon..hahaha...my aunt was like...u tink u are a baby ah..hahaha...they are the cutest couple!!
then he started eating wif the teaspoon and added ritz to it...hahaha...
he said it was a replacement for 'yau char kuai'...hahahahahaha..
so i tried oso la..dipped it into the hot porridge and tried...
to my suprise..it tasted just like it...oni crunchier..hahaha..
i started putting more and eat...hahaha...good one uncle!!
so tats my first...then came upstairs after lunch..str8 to the loo...
the ritz were kinda expired..but the ting about ppl here is...no matter the food is expired onot..they still eat them...
like my fren...i told her i am gonna get rid of a few boxes of ski yoghurt bars cuz expired...she said dun and give her...oh ok...u can have it my dear...
she said as long as its not open its orite wor...*errrr*
so there we have it...expired stuff...dun throw...just eat them if its not mouldy and all..
cheerz!! gt to run...cya all laterz..muaxx..
have a wonderful day!!