haikou is extremely HOT!!

finally!! im back in msia after a 10 day trip to haikou, china (4/07-14/07).
drove down to jb on the 3rd and stayed overnite at mutiara hotel..freaking rm400++ a nite.
we stayed at the 14th floor (d highest floor) known as the club floor.
i dunno why they had 14th floor instead of 13a floor (guess they not pantang kua)...
it was sooo not worth it cuz the room wasnt like a suite and it was tiny! somemore call themselve 5star when they dun even have a wire head for the hairdryer and they oni supplied once set of toiletries...super lame!!
anywayz...i slept alone while my parents slept together. the room wasnt even cold to begin wif..cacat!! dunno y my dad likes tat hotel =___="
had brekkie the next morning and it was bad as well...didnt like their food and then left for spore after tat...fuad sent us there...very yeng one k :P
met peggy and ah poh at the airport...checked in and boarded the plane first cuz ah poh was very old and needed assistance to go on board (VVIP ahahahahaha)...
when boarded the captain smiled at us then when landed we got to visit the tiger's cockpit...
noting impressive..just lotsa buttons bla bla bla..nice and handsome pilot hahaha...english man :P
arrived in MEI LAN AIRPORT (my mum's name so she proclaimed it as her airport lolx)...ah kun and ah ning picked us up...journey was about 1 hour plus and we stopped for some food cuz i was super hungry....

summary of the trip = HOT!!!!!!!!! and freaking mozziez!!!!!!!!!
there's too much to tok about so i wont mention much...
i luv the hammockz but i hate the sun and the mozziez and not forgeting the ever so irritating fliezzzzzz!!
my grandma looked amazing for a 100 year old...still can walk but wif the help of the tongkak la of cz...she was very happy to see us home..
firecrackers were lighted to let the villagers now someone has returned home yeeppeee....
yea yea everyone say im bubbly but cute hahaha...(fat la actually...make it sound better oni lolx)...i was arranged to share a room wif jie peng when she arrives on the 6th..
so i got the privillage to choose which bed i wanted so of cuz, knowing me i wanted the better bed la of cuz..no doubt about that mah rite :P
she can have the spring bed when she arrives la if not she can oso share bed wif me cuz the bed is big...actually its NO bed..its just a bamboo mat :S
hard as rock and pretty uncomfortable...
i really dun see how hard beds are good for the spine :/
anywayz...first ting in the morning, went to the market...PORIDGE time!! weeehooo..
one ting my village is good for its porridge!!! ah ma asked me wat im gonna do first ting i reach there...so i told him eat porridge cuz the porridge there is yummylicious...and guess wat...he blived me and ate porridge so very often when he came..hahahaha...
bought 2 boxes of fireworks and freaking got cheated..
they see we not local so tripled the price damm it...seriously damm pissed off..
overall my dad spent rmb700 for 5 boxes of fireworks (about RM350)...
all oso my dad pay...non of them offered to share...
i am very pissed cuz when the ozzies ppl buy anything they sure ask my dad to pay part of it..
i tink its rather unfair and petathic..dislike such habit...
so one day when they all arrived and we went shopping in the city..i told my dad..they have more money than u do so they can pay for themselves and come on man..ozzie ppl divide china currency by 6 ok...
we oni divide half and oredi they are so stingy...
tats one ting i really dislike about tis trip....
had a grand party on the 12th...
the whole village was invited (about 40 tables)....big big BIG gathering....
lotsa firecrackers were given as gifts...lots of food but they werent good...they were pretty weird tasting :P
even those not invited oso came...cuz there's free food wor..who dun wan hahaha...
eat oredi still ta bao go back hahaha...
all bring plastic bags to 'take away'..even took away bottles of liquors somemore *_*
the luncheon cost in total rmb20,000++ and was divided amongst the 4 man tat went back (my dad, uncle kit, uncle tok and ah ma)..females didnt have to pay cz they are marrried out =___="
for the first time in more than 10 years...the 2 longan trees in the house gave out fruit haha..
loaded wif them, uncle tok and the others chopped them down to feast on it hahaha...
not nice but very sweet...small and tiny..not as meaty as those sold outside...
in the market...lycheez were rmb3 per kati and longans rmb6-7 per kati...so damm cheap! every day oso buy and eat...
each have to buy 8-10 kati since so many ppl..haha...
i didnt eat alot cuz i was coughing my lungs out truout the whole trip..cough till ah po cant sleep *oopz*..sorry hehehe...

noting helped...so many dr quackz in the village...
i tried so many tings the dr quackz told me to...and they include:
1. deeping starfruit in lotsa lotsa lotsa rough sugar and eat...
2. boiling banana and lotsa lotsa lotsa sugar and drink (tis is super disgusting i tell u!!)
3. drink some peppermint tingo...(super HOT!!! as in spicy hot) and many more i cant even remember wat!

one ting i learnt from tis trip is tat ozzie folks luv to gossip!! my goodness..and i tot i was the si lai amongst them all...but i guess not..
my aunts and cousins gossip about the china relatives so much till i really beh tahan...
gossip = no good stuff k...not gossip about good stuff...
listen too much about it..
actually they are wrong to tok about them when they hardly know them..
say they are too inquisitive when they are just concerned about us cuz we haven been back for so long...
when u haven seen someone for a long time of cuz u wanna know wats been going on wif their lives and family mah rite?? they are family to everyone of them and yet they tink they are inquisitive?!?!?!?!?!
i mean...back in oz oso ppl like tat mah...so its the same ting all together...
ppl are born to be a bit kepoh sometimes but tis is concern...not kepohchi...
everyday the ozzies will complain to me or my mum saying tat they are very kepoh..wat oso want to know =___="
hear until my ears oso close itselves....
one more thing about my aunts and cousin...their minds are not set one eh..
when buying tings hor...mouth say they want it so much till if they dun get it they willl regret but then when its time to buy it they hesitate so much..wan dun wan, wan dun wan...damm irritating one lor...after tinking about 1/2 hour oni decide to buy =___="
wasted my time to do some actual shopping...cuz of that i didnt buy anyting for myself...
i exchanged rm3000 hoping i would do big shopping there but instead i rmb1 oso didnt use...
same goes wif my mum..she changed rm4k but rmb1 oso din touch...
my dad leh..changed rm10k (rmb20k++) but i tink finished all liao hahahahaa...

every afternoon and night...mahjong session!! muahaha...max oni 2 tables la..
one ting good about my china relatives is tat they dun encourage me to play althou some keep pushing me to play cuz they sked i bored n nth to do...
i tink the whole 10 days i oni played 2 times...
my mum played everyday without fail...cuz my uncle likes playing wif her hahaha....
my uncle from chong san is very funny geh...
one minute say i too fat dun eat so much, the next say i very good and very luv my parents, then later say im very kuai and very pretty...then later say i very noe how to steal ppl's heart hahaha, and oso say i very clever buli my mum and my mum very clever buli my dad...damm la...which is which now...
the most pity one is my mum...her blood dammmmmmmmm sweet and generous..
on the way to jb she nose bleed 3 times in the car...twice in the hotel, twice in the airport and a few times in the village...i tot she got some sorta sickness or someting but i kept telling myself its just over heaty tats all..after 2 days it stopped and never nose bleed again..*phew* thank God...
then after tat her sweet blood donate to the 100z of mozzies...
i counted the number of bites she had on both her legs and hands...
total 160!! no kidding...i took pics and counted...
of cz i didnt keep the pics..so scary la..like got chicky pox nia...
then got one day hor..her towel hor dunno y all covered wif ants and she didnt see go wipe her face and got bitten...damm kesian...
we suspected her towel was wet and the ants were toooo hot that they filled the towel for some moisture...sounds lame but logic enough for me :P
have to apply cream every nite..and make her cant sleep...but then i oso suspect tat her side of the bed got bed bugs la...
pity my mum seriously...she say its a jinx for her to return to china..
owayz someting happen to her geh..real jinx hahaha...
i oso got mozzy bites but not as geng as hers...but mine i scratch till my legs got so many scars :(
no more sexy legs :( hahahahaha..just kidding..hahaha...
my dad leh..oso another pity one..got bitten by smelly bug...later i will upload the pics...
they are pretty but very dangerous..those got bitten must use their own saliva to rub on the bitten area...dr quackz say geh hahaha...
now got one scar there..like got burnt or someting...
then when he came back to msia...he went to the dr (real dr tis time) and found out tat he was toooooo heaty till his right knee got pass in it..till have to operate and remove them *tsk tsk tsk*...
as for me..im oso over heaty till my cough got blood geh sometimes...and im over tanned (same goes wif my all new manggali family lolx)...
im extra tanned on my face, shoulders and limbz...i really look manggalish hahahahahahaha..no kidding man....

on the day of departure very sad cuz there were some tears...and of cuz i had some too...so sad...
seeing my aunts (dad's 2 sisters) hugging my dad and mum so sadly cuz of seperating again and tis time dunno for how long again...one sister purposely came down from hong kong to see us...and the other from chong san (oso very far)...my grandma didnt cry but im sure she's sad..dunno when will see her son again...
my mum had a bad feeling the next time we go back to china is for my grandma's funeral..
my mum's feelings are very accurate one lor..wat she feels will owayz happen..like she knows the future events like tat...*sigh*...
if it does happen at least i went back to see her tis time and ive done my part by looking after her ever so often when im there...even knitted her a scarf telling her tat she must wear it during winter...hehehe...

a few cousinz came down from guangzhou as well for 2 days..a few from chong san...
after we left they oso left lor..
those from guangzhou hor...drove 10 hours to haikou then a few hours to the village...just to see us cuz didnt see us during cny tis year as we were suppose to go back but my dad wasnt free...so now oni go back...
tis trip is good in the sense of all my aunts and uncles and cousins (from china one la) were so concern about our health and wellbeing tat they sacrificed so much for us in order we were comfy and well housed and tat we have a pleasant stay there (although its not tat pleasant but their service are excellent)....

so there's the summary of my holz in the village...
not much spoken about it but tats all i wanted to share...
other memories are not meant to be said out but to be kept in the heart...
i dun mind going back there again but it will never ever ever ever be during summer..it has to be during winter if not then no way im going to be roasted there again...
eating oso will sweat a whole bucket as if im in the gym =___="""
everyone have to put water in the freezer in order to get cold water...fridge super tiny...not much space to put chilled drinks into it...the moment we have the chance to get cold drink we are like maniacs striving for cool drinks hahaha...

arrived spore on the 14th at 8.30...fahmi arranged for someone to pick us up and brought us back to jb...didnt stay at mutiara cuz fuad didnt book..didnt want to stay at his plc cuz sked mahfan so after din din my dad drove back....i took over after at kulai cuz he was very sleepy and i was coughing like mad so i took over since i wont be able to sleep...
drove from jb all the way back to the hs...i drove from 12.30 till 3.30am...got back...ZZZ..

will update the pics much much later..
didnt take many pics cuz the idiotic me didnt buy bigger memory card and there wasnt much to be taken anywayz..
hopefully uncle kit (the camera man) will load everyting tat he took wif his cam into a disc or someting..
if i ask him to do he wont cuz im a nobody in his eyes..but hopefully if my dad asks he will do it for him...
to everyone in oz im a nobody.."jee kate who??? oh tat one ah...."
im serious...not many in oz likes my presence there...im just a shadow of a nobody passing by...
anywayz...like it onot..im there to stay...
oh oh..and guess wat...ah ngeo (my guardian) complaint to my dad tat i buy tooooooo many clothes and shoez back in perth till my room full of rubbish wahahaha... *oooopz*...
but then i heard from aunt peggy tat ah ma and ah ngeo like me to be there (i really hope its true) and tat its good tat they like me cuz its pretty rare for them to like ppl ^^
but one ting i do noe is tat ah ngeo really likes denise cuz she toks alot about her there hahaha...
rite then...ive typed a lot now...i still haven decided wat to do for my bday...
but i noe on the 28th mel, lee kean and elsa will be celebrating wif me @ club passion, KL...
im not suppose to noe but i sorta made mel spill the beans hahahaha...
i owayz do tat when it comes to secrets...im nottie...
i noe wat im definately getting as one of my presents wahaha....
going to 1u wif mel to get it on the 28th before the party kakaka....it's my very first bag from tat brand wahahahahahahahahhahahaha......and it starts wif the letter G muahahahaa...
i tink im 99.99% gonna get it but which one i am yet to choose wahahahaha...
will 100% take a pic of it when its in my hands next week wahahahahaha...
althou it wont be a surprise anymore i'll still be happy...muahahahha...
seriously...wanna blame who leh? blame lee kean for asking me to give her ideas about the bags...muahahahaha....
6 tequilla shots and one flamming lambogini will definately bring me down tat nite..one sip and im gone wahahahahahahahaha....
cant wait cant wait cant wait!!